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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Your dog might be owned by  a Redneck if....










The pics are random off the web. My dad grew up in Stamping Ground Kentucky and this is the way I think generations back viewed their family dog as opposed to today's modern family .



Your dog might be a redneck if…      
                                                       
He uses your old Ford as his dog house


He wears a choke chain for his regular collar


The old tire used for your flower box doubles as the dog’s bed


Drags his dog house behind him while still attached to the chain


Uses the clothesline  as a dog anchored run



Is tied to a tree

 
He’s got a picture of dogs playing poker in his dog house


There’s a can of Schlitz by the water dish

 
He’s allowed to run free and spend the night with any female in heat


Is hooked on steroids

 
Wears a leather jacket and hat with a skull and cross bones


Is dressed as a human hot dog

 
Wears a fake spiked collar to make him look tough



Keeps the natural odor of skunk around the neck


Is dressed as another breed of dog


Lays around licking his genitals


Likes having his nose rubbed in feces


Still sports a flea collar

 
Wears antlers during the holidays

 
Lives under the porch

 
Survives on only human leftovers

 
Wears camouflage during hunting season


Is bathed once a year with the hose and Old Spice

 
His dog house is larger than the family home


He wears your kid’s diaper



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