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Your dog may be prissy if…
It has painted toenails
Has its own heated and air conditioned suite complete with four poster bed but still sleeps with you
Wears diamond studded collars
Has dyed hair
Wears tutus or other obnoxious clothing
It gets pushed around in the stroller while your kid has to walk
Dresses up as another animal or insect
Is small enough to fit in your purse
Gets groomed weekly
Wears shoes
Drinks bottled water
Drinks water from a champagne glass
Goes out to dinner with you and a date
Feet never touch the ground
Flies first class
