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Some people go through great lengths to "humanize" their dogs. This is all in fun folks so don't bite my head off!
Your dog may be prissy if…
It has painted toenails
Has its own heated and air conditioned suite complete with four poster bed but still sleeps with you
Wears diamond studded collars
Has dyed hair
Wears tutus or other obnoxious clothing
It gets pushed around in the stroller while your kid has to walk
Dresses up as another animal or insect
Is small enough to fit in your purse
Gets groomed weekly
Wears shoes
Drinks bottled water
Drinks water from a champagne glass
Goes out to dinner with you and a date
Feet never touch the ground
Flies first class
Your dog might be owned by a Redneck if....
The pics are random off the web. My dad grew up in Stamping Ground Kentucky and this is the way I think generations back viewed their family dog as opposed to today's modern family .
Your dog might be a redneck if…
He uses your old Ford as his dog house
He wears a choke chain for his regular collar
The old tire used for your flower box doubles as the dog’s bed
Drags his dog house behind him while still attached to the chain
Uses the clothesline as a dog anchored run
Is tied to a tree
He’s got a picture of dogs playing poker in his dog house
There’s a can of Schlitz by the water dish
He’s allowed to run free and spend the night with any female in heat
Is hooked on steroids
Wears a leather jacket and hat with a skull and cross bones
Is dressed as a human hot dog
Wears a fake spiked collar to make him look tough
Keeps the natural odor of skunk around the neck
Is dressed as another breed of dog
Lays around licking his genitals
Likes having his nose rubbed in feces
Still sports a flea collar
Wears antlers during the holidays
Lives under the porch
Survives on only human leftovers
Wears camouflage during hunting season
Is bathed once a year with the hose and Old Spice
His dog house is larger than the family home
He wears your kid’s diaper
